Meet Angelique LeClair, “a true amateur” whose website has been online since 1998. Yes, that’s right: 1998. Because this site has been online for such a long time, there are thousands upon thousands of pictures and hours upon hours of videos to ogle. Best of all, Angelique is a real people pleaser who takes great pains to satisfy her customers—not only does she hold regular chats with members, but she also encourages her devoted following to email her. Our heroine, Angelique, is a waifish brunette bombshell who hails from Canada, a country in North America which is sort of like the U.S. but with far less pollution and violent crime. Because her site has been online for so long, I would guess she’s in her late twenties. I would also guess that she must’ve gotten breast implants at some point because her chest is currently much larger than it was in earlier photos. And if that’s not enough, she also gives members opportunities to win free DVDs and dirty panties each month! Still not enough? Jeez, you’re a difficult one to please, aren’t you? Well, suck on this, cynic: Angelique offers rewards to her members for joining her site! For example, a nine month membership will get you thirty minutes on the phone with Angelique! That’s dedication, people!
As I said earlier, there are thousands of photos on Angelique’s site (over fifteen thousand photos, in fact), which has been updated every few days for years now. There are so many photosets, in fact, that Angelique has become rather creative with regards to coming up with themes and situations for each set—some of these photosets are absolutely fascinating to look at. Thrill to the sight of Angelique shooting a gun topless! Squirm in delight to the image of a fully clothed Angelique pretending to smoke a cigarette! Wiggle in response to the pictures of Angelique using a pocket rocket in a tanning bed! (Is that sanitary?) Get a load of Angelique fucking a gigantic yellow balloon! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, people—it gets much weirder from there. You’ll see flashing, threesomes, hardcore, blowjobs, lesbianism and more. The photos can be downloaded one at a time or viewed as a slideshow.
There are currently one hundred and thirty-nine videos on Angelique’s site—that’s fifteen and a half hours of moving images, people! The videos range from two minutes to twenty minutes in length and can be viewed using Windows Media Player. The video content is a little less random than the material found in the photosets, with most videos focusing on oral sex and basic hardcore. Honestly, Angelique’s man isn’t that impressive a performer, but who’s watching him anyway?
Angelique’s site also houses a diary, erotic stories, voyeur cams, captures from past cam shows and even a wish list in case you’re feeling generous. She also has a detailed calendar on her site so members can see what’s in store for the future. (Huh! Angelique was in Cape Cod on September 29th! How ‘bout that!)
So is Angelique as “beautiful,” “sexy,” “hot” and “horny” as she claims to be? You’re darn right she is! (She’s also modest!) Angelique’s site contains an avalanche of smut—there are more photos on this site than you could ever possibly beat off to. Sure, the site is kinda garish, but it’s easy to navigate and contains a ton of hot content, more than enough masturbation fodder to justify the price of admission, which is $24.95 for thirty days, $35.95 for sixty days and $45.95 for ninety days.
-- Thor Lovehammer
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